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VINDICATED: Israeli Intelligence Knew October 7 Attack Plan a Year in Advance
On October 8th, the day after the Hamas attack, I penned an article calling bullshit on the “intelligence failure” narrative that emerged immediately in…
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‘Ben Shapiro vs. Ben Shapiro’: The Free Speech Fraud Exposes Himself
Ben Shapiro, for years, has made advocating free speech a cornerstone of his routine. Many conservatives were, and are, apparently impressed by…
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November 2023
Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead: Kissinger Expires at 100
Glory, glory, Hallelujah. Only the good die young. This bastard made it into the triple digits. No one, arguably, with the exceptions of Mao and Stalin…
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Vegan vs. Carnivore: It Doesn’t Get Any Dumber Than This
Have you engaged with an individual so steeped in whatever given ideology and/or a subculture that, no more than ninety seconds into a conversation, it…
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Bill Hicks and I Have Some Life Advice For Marketers
“500 channels of a day-dream stimulation helps me to resent my life and raise my expectations. Locked into re-runs, your memories repeating, and all…
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This Is America: The Guitar Whore Thirst Trap YouTube Hustle
Let me denounce myself and concede upfront that Google is a total cancer on the Earth. Its major video platform, YouTube, is a cesspit of state…
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‘War Is Peace’: MSNBC Claims (Again) That Voting Is Anti-Democratic
One could accuse me of beating this horse to death, even gratuitously so. Fair enough. But it’s worth emphasizing just how stupid the corporate state…
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HOT SCOOP: Top Netanyahu Advisor May Moonlight as Non-Binary Social Justice™ Professor
Top Netanyahu advisor Mark Regev’s vocal cadence, the accent, the nerdy demeanor, the mannerisms, the facial structure — since he emerged as a staple in…
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More Fake Fed Nazis Show Up in Wisconsin
No one has a bigger cosplay fetish than an alphabet agency spook. The inaugural titular head of the FBI, in fact, J. Edgar Hoover, was infamously…
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This Thanksgiving, Be Grateful You’re Not One of Brandon’s Handlers
Watch Antony Blinken experience a hot flash on national television as Brandon calls Xi Jinping a “dictator.” Let’s have short-storytime: Imagine you…
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Israeli Official Admits Not Even Trying to Get American Hostages Released
(Note: In the original version of this article, I stated that Israel jails Palestinian women and children on “no charges,” when, in fact, it jails…
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Jenny Was a Horrendous C**t to Forrest Gump
I stumbled on a meme that really tickled my Jungian misogyny bone. It got me to thinking about the plot in Forrest Gump. I decided then and there that I…
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