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Merry Xmas, Dear AP Reader, From Saigon!
Technically it’s “Merry Christmas from Bến Tre” — a municipality about an hour outside of Saigon.
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Ben Bartee
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Rabid DEI Labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierre Mangles English Language in Final Briefing of 2024
This Xmas Eve, the miracle I’m praying for is that the sacred English language of my forefathers survives, somehow, rabid DEI labradoodle Karine…
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Ben Bartee
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Cancer Treatments Nullified, Eyes Wrecked by Ozempic: Studies
Ozempic Propaganda Roundup: Unpacking the corrupt motives and means behind hefty pharmaceutical propaganda.
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Ben Bartee
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Bioterror Roundup: ‘Mr. Officer, Please Don’t Look in My Trunk For That Girl I Kidnapped and Decapitated’
The latest updates on the “new normal” — chronicling the lies, distortions, and abuses by the ruling class.
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Ben Bartee
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Pandemic 2.0 Unleashed? California Declares State of Emergency Amid Bird Flu Propaganda Blitz
If you’ve been even halfheartedly monitoring the utterances of free humanity’s sworn enemies, the governing authorities and their corporate state media…
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#Bodypositivity Roundup: ‘Cake-Related Fatphobic Incidents’
Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media.
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Ben Bartee
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Busybody TV Doctor Wants to Inspect, Control What Supplements You Can Take
I’ve lost count of how many times some very close approximation of the below scenario has unfolded in my personal life:
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Ben Bartee
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France: Mentally Disabled 25-Year-Old Raped by Migrant in Mall Bathroom, Security Guard Prosecuted For Leaking Video
With story after story, year after year, buttressed by the crime data — in the progressively fewer countries and localities where it’s still legal and…
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Ben Bartee
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On Delicious Yet Toxic Thai Street Food and Ginger’s Myriad Benefits
For a few reasons, I store in my fridge, when I have a fridge, nearly always a chunk of raw ginger root to gnaw on, then swallow the juice and spit the…
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Ben Bartee
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#Bodypositivity Roundup: ‘Intro to Fat Studies’
Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media.
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Ben Bartee
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Raw Milk Legend Tapped to Craft Trump’s FDA Policy
In addition to milk’s well-documented legacy of something called white supremacy killing and maiming Person of Color™, in its raw form it’s also an…
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Ben Bartee
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Ozempic Propaganda Roundup: RFK Jr. Smeared as Fatphobic for Questioning Weight Loss Drugs
Ozempic Propaganda Roundup: Unpacking the corrupt motives and means behind hefty pharmaceutical propaganda.
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