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VINDICATED: Israeli Intelligence Knew October 7 Attack Plan a Year in Advance
On October 8th, the day after the Hamas attack, I penned an article calling bullshit on the “intelligence failure” narrative that emerged immediately in…
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‘Ben Shapiro vs. Ben Shapiro’: The Free Speech Fraud Exposes Himself
Ben Shapiro, for years, has made advocating free speech a cornerstone of his routine. Many conservatives were, and are, apparently impressed by…
Dec 1
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November 2023
Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead: Kissinger Expires at 100
Glory, glory, Hallelujah. Only the good die young. This bastard made it into the triple digits. No one, arguably, with the exceptions of Mao and Stalin…
Nov 30
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Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead: Kissinger Expires at 100
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Vegan vs. Carnivore: It Doesn’t Get Any Dumber Than This
Have you engaged with an individual so steeped in whatever given ideology and/or a subculture that, no more than ninety seconds into a conversation, it…
Nov 30
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Bill Hicks and I Have Some Life Advice For Marketers
“500 channels of a day-dream stimulation helps me to resent my life and raise my expectations. Locked into re-runs, your memories repeating, and all…
Nov 28
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This Is America: The Guitar Whore Thirst Trap YouTube Hustle
Let me denounce myself and concede upfront that Google is a total cancer on the Earth. Its major video platform, YouTube, is a cesspit of state…
Nov 27
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‘War Is Peace’: MSNBC Claims (Again) That Voting Is Anti-Democratic
One could accuse me of beating this horse to death, even gratuitously so. Fair enough. But it’s worth emphasizing just how stupid the corporate state…
Nov 26
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HOT SCOOP: Top Netanyahu Advisor May Moonlight as Non-Binary Social Justice™ Professor
Top Netanyahu advisor Mark Regev’s vocal cadence, the accent, the nerdy demeanor, the mannerisms, the facial structure — since he emerged as a staple in…
Nov 25
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More Fake Fed Nazis Show Up in Wisconsin
No one has a bigger cosplay fetish than an alphabet agency spook. The inaugural titular head of the FBI, in fact, J. Edgar Hoover, was infamously…
Nov 24
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More Fake Fed Nazis Show Up in Wisconsin
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This Thanksgiving, Be Grateful You’re Not One of Brandon’s Handlers
Watch Antony Blinken experience a hot flash on national television as Brandon calls Xi Jinping a “dictator.” Let’s have short-storytime: Imagine you…
Nov 23
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Israeli Official Admits Not Even Trying to Get American Hostages Released
(Note: In the original version of this article, I stated that Israel jails Palestinian women and children on “no charges,” when, in fact, it jails…
Nov 22
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Jenny Was a Horrendous C**t to Forrest Gump
I stumbled on a meme that really tickled my Jungian misogyny bone. It got me to thinking about the plot in Forrest Gump. I decided then and there that I…
Nov 21
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