I Hate Writing These Things
I hate writing these; whatever the gladhanding salesman gene is, it apparently skips a generation. My father, a moderately successful local retail politician in Kansas, does, but not me.
The TL;DR pitch is: I do put a lot of “sweat equity,” to quote Lt. Dangle from Reno 911! — the best sketch comedy show in American television history — into this stuff.
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So if you appreciate the work and have an extra $5/month, consider a paid subscription.
The vast majority of Armageddon Prose articles are free for all, but I have been publishing stories once a week or so that are exclusive to paid subscribers, so you get that if you sign up.
Some articles in recent history available to paid subscribers:
· On the Betrayal of Family and the RFK Jr. Debacle
· Notes From Exile: ‘Heart of Darkness’
· Raw Eggs: An Existential Threat?
At any rate, whether you are a paid or free subscriber, I appreciate your readership and know intimately the constraints of limited finances, having lived in poverty for most of my life.
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God bless.
I really appreciate your generosity. All I do is read. I’m a senior and I’m on SS, it’s really rough right now just trying to keep my husband fed. He had a stroke. We are not jabbed. But we are doing well. Thank you so much for letting me read your articles.
Ben, I am having a problem with my subscription to your site and substack offers no help. I reviewed the terms and it won't even let me chat. I cancelled the paid part of my subscription to you a while ago and substack is still trying to bill me. I know it's not your fault but it reflects badly on you and substack especially. Could you please refer this to substack administration? It is also trying to bill me for some other site that I have no history with. I should have no billed subscriptions. It's probably more than me. They are going to ruin a good thing. I am running lean in Latin America and the money makes a difference. Thanks, Elagabalus (Chris)