Let us exalt sacred Diversity™ this day by acknowledging the enriching tradition — as practiced by the devout followers of Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him), who once married a six-year-old, as all fifty-something successful warlords of his enlightened era did — called “revenge rape.”
Actually, Smith & Wesson makes a small semi-automatic they call the "Bodyguard" just a thought...
Ben, have you ever considered getting a bodyguard or in lieu thereof a Smith & Wesson.
Screw diversity and social justice and the wokies.