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>> Strings theorizes

If Strings were themself obese, would it be their Superstring's theory?

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"themself" lol. The things these animals do to my mother (tongue)

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I don't know who Strings is, so I'm using the actual appropriate use of they/ them.

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The unicorn use of singular them, excuse of trans social engineers worldwide to mutilate the language!

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I guess not literally everywhere but wherever them speak English

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I'm... using it the old way. When the gender of a gendered subject or object is unknown.

"There's someone over there in the garage. What are they doing?"

This is perfectly correct English and is neither woke nor pandering to "nonbinary" people.

I didn't see Dr. Strings' first name, Sabrina, until just now, so I did not know her gender.

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Yeah I was just talking shit. Some people claim "they" as a singular is proof that personal pronouns shouldn't be gendered when the gender is already known.

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Sorry not sorry for the late read, just found this.

Have these people ever seen a fat slave?

Yeah me neither.

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Insanity fer sure--see how "hyster-ee" repeats itself--below, a good laff... no iffs, and's, er BUTTS!

Description:

Lord Grenville, Prime Minister and leader of the Broad Bottoms faction, meets Sarah Baartman, the "Hottentot Venus": on account of their similar body-mass, a dynastic marriage is considered.

Coloured etching attributed to W. Heath, 1810.

https://wellcomecollection.org/works/un3g8tgd/items

Apparantly in this contest, may the "biggest ASS win!"

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OK please no more "I saw this and now you have to" photos please please no please I'M TAPPING OUT, CAN'T YOU FEEL I'M TAPPING OUT?!

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