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Guttermouth's avatar

>> Strings theorizes

If Strings were themself obese, would it be their Superstring's theory?

Benjamin Bartee's avatar

"themself" lol. The things these animals do to my mother (tongue)

Guttermouth's avatar

I don't know who Strings is, so I'm using the actual appropriate use of they/ them.

Benjamin Bartee's avatar

The unicorn use of singular them, excuse of trans social engineers worldwide to mutilate the language!

Benjamin Bartee's avatar

I guess not literally everywhere but wherever them speak English

Guttermouth's avatar

I'm... using it the old way. When the gender of a gendered subject or object is unknown.

"There's someone over there in the garage. What are they doing?"

This is perfectly correct English and is neither woke nor pandering to "nonbinary" people.

I didn't see Dr. Strings' first name, Sabrina, until just now, so I did not know her gender.

Benjamin Bartee's avatar

Yeah I was just talking shit. Some people claim "they" as a singular is proof that personal pronouns shouldn't be gendered when the gender is already known.

Freeq O’Nature's avatar

Sorry not sorry for the late read, just found this.

Have these people ever seen a fat slave?

Yeah me neither.

Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

Insanity fer sure--see how "hyster-ee" repeats itself--below, a good laff... no iffs, and's, er BUTTS!

Description:

Lord Grenville, Prime Minister and leader of the Broad Bottoms faction, meets Sarah Baartman, the "Hottentot Venus": on account of their similar body-mass, a dynastic marriage is considered.

Coloured etching attributed to W. Heath, 1810.

https://wellcomecollection.org/works/un3g8tgd/items

Apparantly in this contest, may the "biggest ASS win!"

Dave's avatar

OK please no more "I saw this and now you have to" photos please please no please I'M TAPPING OUT, CAN'T YOU FEEL I'M TAPPING OUT?!