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All apologies for all the typos in the original version. They have since been remedied.

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Sep 21Liked by Ben Bartee

When people complain about a recent lack of decorum and civility in Congress, I remind them of the Brooks-Sumner Affair, when in 1856 Southern Democrat Senator Preston Brooks snuck up behind Republican Abolitionist Charles Sumner on the Senate floor and beat him with his cane, nearly killing him. Decorum, indeed.

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Sep 21Liked by Ben Bartee

All of this is true, but still Fetterman is a walking eyesore and something needs to be done.

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Sep 21Liked by Ben Bartee

My suggestion would be Anthony Hopkins' getup in Silence of The Lambs.

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You may find your second suggestion is already de rigeur for the blob at the weekend or at parties... Casual Friday nights...

And Fetterman is jab dead, that's someone else... Hence the theatre.

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Absolutely LOVE the sponsor patches idea.

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"I have seen the face of G-d"

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#1 definitely!

#2 no! We already have that shit in our schools.

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thanks, Ben.. I never heard those metaphors before. somebody needs to do the sponsor version for real. a lot of it is public info. come on meme'ers!

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