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UPDATE: McDonald's Twerking Assailant Gets Lawyer, Strikes Back in News Conference
I previously documented the pregnant millennial who assaulted a McDonald's employee and then twerked on her way out.
It turns out, the police chief is racist and the young lady is simply a law-abiding citizen who understandably went ape-shit in the McDonald's because her shake was the wrong flavor, as we all have at one point or another.
"Tianis Jones has been diagnosed with mental illness," her attorney, exuding young Jesse Jackson vibes, summarized. The reason she wasn't taking her medication, he explains, is because she is pregnant.
She is also, according to the second attorney who appears on her behalf, the victim of Systemic Racism™.
Ben Bartee is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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