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This is America: Pregnant Florida Gen Z Woman Assaults McDonald's Employee, Twerks on Way Out
A Gen Z young lady, five months pregnant, walked into a McDonald's establishment, from which she had previously ordered a Happy Meal™ and a chocolate shake online.
When her food wasn't ready, she went apeshit on a wage slave, threw a bunch of cups everywhere, and twerked on her way out the door.
If this isn't the single most American clip you've seen all week, I'll be goddamned.
It's got everything – trashy self-entitlement, disregard for minimum-wage employees, TikTok-esque ass-shaking – all over a conflict over access to horrendous GMO slop.
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