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Luckily Nature always finds a way to get rid of the Unbalance!

"at least 2.8 million people dying each year as a result of being overweight or obese"

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"were proof that we’re no longer going to be pressured into ‘pretending everyone is beautiful’."

Bwahahahaha! I was a reporter for the Hollywood trades (both the 2 big ones and several smaller ones in the late 90s, 2000s). This was going on back then too. So pathetic... So, ladies, is it time to pretend that all men have status, power and money, even us lowly Substackers with nary a reader? Plfft!

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I'm referring to myself, by the way, as the lowly Substacker here, not Mr. Bartee.

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Apparently, the Agenda demands that we become demoralised and unsure of our own capacity for discernment, acceptance of reality and being content.

Thus, we have to be admiring of the grossly abnormal but withhold compliments for the well-proportioned normals.

We should all have a good laugh instead.

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Double D is tiny in the bovine world.

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So Ben... Here in SW France there is a distribution hub for the Emmaus charity (old Catholic organisation that takes in donations, house clearance etc). It is a recycling village in Lescar, near to Pau. A great afternoon rummage with some real treasure from time to time.

I went with my boy and we had a look through the second hand clothes bins for some bargains. One was stocked with what can only be described as 'dead fat man from the UK's wardrobe' so being a 'high and mighty (not round)' gentleman myself I was somewhat thrilled as L and XL haven't cut it for a while...

My son helped me pick out some truly nasty T shirts, an orange paradise pocket tank top T being my 'dare to ware' favourite and other stuff from the 80s and 90s which although labelled XL, when held up to modern Ts equate to XXL and even XXXL that I have here.

These land whales can't have a 'size' printable on the label, not enough room for the Xs...

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Maybe the powers that be know that shortly there won't be enough food for a while due to some catastrophe so they want the land whales to carry their own food with them. A hugely overweight guy from my hometown stopped eating for over a year living only on vitamin pills for that period and he is still alive some 30 years later and is still at a normal weight so it can be done. Food during such a catastrophe could be saved only for those that need it i.e. normal weight people where normal means what passed for normal 70 years ago.

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sweeney is an industry slave, does the one-eye salute to show fealty...

i mean, she is plenty hawt, which is how/why she was enslaved...

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I have to say I've never been one to be obsessed with breasts in my life, but Sidney Sweeney could definitely change all of that. Predictively, she was in an SNL Hooters parody skit in that episode. She certainly is primed to get Woke panties tied up in knots as she is rocking a modern Marilyn Monroe vibe.

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Every aspect of the feminine form is awesome, in my view. I don't discriminate in favor of breasts.

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