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What Is Joe Biden's Anti-Neurodegenerative Nootropic Stack?
I recently covered Biden's latest dementia moment at a ceremony for the Air Force football team.
Have you ever wondered how bad things get when he's not (speculatively) hopped up on whatever pharmaceutical stack his handlers (allegedly) shoot him up with before sending him out to the public, late at night when he's wandering the halls of the White House?
Like at the White House Correspondents Dinner recently, it looked like he may have been on the good stuff.
What would a physician typically do for a theoretical dementia patient who needs a pharmacological boost to maintain the façade that he is president of the United States? The façade that is American Democracy™ itself is, after all, on the line.
Is it more of an art or a science?
Would some good old-fashioned amphetamine injection do the trick or would it work best in combination with something else like a blood transfusion from a freshly aborted fetus?
Ben Bartee is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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