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LGBTQ+++™ Fail: Sports Illustrated Puts Dude on Swimsuit Cover, Apparently Can't Photoshop His Man-Hips

Ben Bartee
May 19, 2023
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LGBTQ+++™ Fail: Sports Illustrated Puts Dude on Swimsuit Cover, Apparently Can't Photoshop His Man-Hips

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As I recently reported at PJ Media, the transes have scored another touchdown in the Culture War, getting one of their own again onto the cover of the formerly prestigious Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition that I used to love dearly as a preteen with limited access to the internet in the late 1990s.

And it's not even Pride™ month yet.

Via The Advocate:

"Pop star Kim Petras is one of four cover models for Sports Illustrated’s 2023 swimsuit edition, making her only the second out transgender woman to appear on the cover, the publication announced Monday. Model and actress Leyna Bloom was the first, having been on the cover in 2021.

“It’s definitely a scary time to be transgender in America, but there’s also so much more representation than there’s ever been, and there’s so many things on the bright side,” Petras told the magazine."

But this guy Kim's hips don't quite pass the gender purity test.

Take a look and what he has going on and see for yourself.

(If you're reading this on Substack, you gotta click the link. Twitter URLs won't embed because of petty bickering between the platform and "free speech absolutist" Elon Musk.)

https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/status/1658202512665505795?t=qnWX5DLNjBpzJRRzte_nXw&s=03

Via Anatomy Standard:

"The geometry of bony pelvis differs significantly between males and females – the phenomena caused by adaptation to the obstetric demands. Females have a relatively larger and rounder pelvic cavity, a shorter and more posteriorly projecting sacrum, a wider subpubic angle, and smaller acetabula with a larger distance between them."

That pesky biological reality strikes again!

Why has The Science™ not fixed this dude's hip problem yet? He has a bunch of cash from his musical career making mediocre pop songs.

Somehow, it's got to be Systemic Transphobia™, or something systemic. Everything is systemic to these people.

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Shnarkle
May 21Liked by Ben Bartee

In prison populations, there's something known as "situational homosexuality", i.e. men engaging in homosexual acts because it's the only game in town. They don't consider themselves to be gay, but what happens when boys or young men are exposed to something that superficially appears to be a woman? What happens when young boys or young men see less and less of actual women? As they say, If you've been fooled into thinking that Dijiorno pizza is delivery, you've probably screwed a few trannys.

I was never a big fan of Budweiser to begin with, but buying the dip was a "no-brainer". I'm beginning to think these stunts are nothing more than a way for insiders to short these stocks and buy them back cheap at the bottom.

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Thomas Lewis
Writes Useless Liberal
May 19Liked by Ben Bartee

Okay Johnny,

Here’s What We’re Going To Do:

You Are Going To Cut Your Dick Off

And Then Spend The Rest Of Your Life

Sucking Everyone Else’s Dicks.

“But Dad …”

Don’t Look At Me Johnny,

It Was Your Mom’s Idea.

“Fuck That Cunt”

“Dad You’re A Fag”

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