White House press briefings of late have been, as they have for nearly four years now, a total shitshow.
First, the Brandon entity got shot up with whatever animates his corpse to make an abysmal and very short surprise appearance — the first one in his entire “Most Transparent Administration in History™,” incidentally — to mutter some barely coherent talking points, which DEI labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierre handled like a second-grade teacher welcoming a guest speaker for the kids.