Fat Propaganda Roundup: Record High Ozempic Use + Urban Heifer Scale
Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media.
American Ozempic use hits all-time high
The United Salad Dodgers of America (USDA) — in their obstinate, bovine-like refusal, even as their internal organs rage in mutiny, to eat responsibly, or at least to park in the back of the Walmart parking lot just to get a few steps in on their way to the feeding trough — have fully bought into the pharmaceutical “free lunch” pledge, as it were, having, according to polling, quadrupled their Ozempic use in just two short years since 2024.
Unfortunately for their overtaxed livers, diabetes rates remain static.
Via Gallup:
“The percentage of U.S. adults who currently take GLP-1 medications for weight loss purposes has risen to 11% in 2026, up significantly from 3% in 2024. And 15% report having used the medicine for weight loss at some point, an increase of nine percentage points…
Meanwhile, the percentage of Americans who have been diagnosed with diabetes — a lifetime disease that can be managed but not cured* — has remained steady since 2023 after 15 years of slowly rising rates concurring with rising obesity.”
*Type II diabetes absolutely can be cured, but curing it wouldn’t bolster healthy bottom lines for the pharmaceutical industry, so the Public Health™ authorities and corporate media regurgitate the “incurable” lie ad nauseam.
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Of course, exponentially expanding GLP-1 use scarcely comes as a surprise, given the federal subsidies and relentless propaganda out of Brought to You By Pfizer™ corporate media, including from America’s most notorious Nubian fatass herself, the long-suffering butt of cruel jokes for decades, none other than Her Grace Oprah Winfrey.
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Did you know?
The United States spends by far the highest per capita on healthcare anywhere in the world, outstripping the average OECD (the cohort of comparable industrialized nations) states by nearly double ($14,885/yr vs. $7,371/yr), simultaneously returning the worst outcomes.
South Korea, with its well-documented paucity of land-whales, only spends $4,797/yr per capita, about one-third of the U.S.
In fact, while American jobs in nearly every other industry disappear year by year, healthcare remains one of the only sectors that consistently adds new jobs.
The engines currently powering the American economic machine, envy of the world:
· Mass surveillance technology
· Sprawling data centers that no one seems capable of explaining the necessity of building (because they’re for mass surveillance and subsequent total enslavement)
· OnlyFans
· Veterinarians doling out Ozempic to diabetic human cattle for a reasonable fee chargeable to insurance
Obviously, numerous factors explain the disparity in healthcare spending — the fascistic merging of the pharmaceutical/medical industry with the government, granting the former carte blanche to loot the public treasury perhaps being the most pertinent.
Related: Big Pharma Partners With NAACP to Push Public Subsidy of Weight Loss Drug
In any case, the absolute state of corn-fed American heifers’ BMI, as captured in the footage below, is obviously a major variable.
Dystopian urban weighing station gets ultra-National Geographic
Watch in equal parts awe and horror as cartoonishly proportioned urban heifer after scantily clad urban heifer clocks in at well north of 300 pounds.
One of them, upon hitting 360, seemingly satisfied that all of her work stuffing her facehole with all manner of Walmart slop has paid dividends, twerks in celebration.
Whereas they don’t all twerk after having the true extent of their obesity displayed for the world to see, none of them exhibit any outward sign of shame either.
Related: 12-Foot Statue of Obese Black Woman Appears in Times Square
The tool used to measure these urban heifers’ biomass, incidentally, appears to be industrial equipment intended for use with livestock, like this one for sale on Amazon.
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Ironically, a good deal — if not most, if not all — of these heifers almost certainly receive monthly EBT allotments on account of their “food insecurity.”
Whereas they ostensibly require government subsidy to compensate for their “food insecurity” via the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), the reality is that, if the government really were interested in helping them, it would put them on a strict supervised regimen of water and electrolytes (magnesium, potassium, and salt) for a few cents a day for an entire year, and they’d emerge far healthier and far less of a public burden than before.
Then again, in that scenario, how would Coca-Cola and General Mills make their money off of EBT sales?
Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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Ben - I read your book over the weekend, well done! Hope all is well wherever you are now.
>>The engines currently powering the American economic machine
you left out weapons sales.
which will effectively drop to nil now courtesy of hegseth, not to mention china's stranglehold on rare earths.
i've read that the iranian leadership is considering awarding hegseth their highest military honor.
(overheard at an iranian weapons expo)
we got amazon data center destroyers - two for $85k. f35 heat seeking missiles are back in stock. and don't miss the show special on thaad killers, guaranteed to vaporize $300 million of u.s. military hardware in less than 30 seconds.