Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media.
It’s feeding time once again, my sweet, gluttonous piggies.
Gather around the communal trough for your slop.
Lap it up, you filthy animals.
You need this.
‘As we see a rise in fascism, there is a direct correlation with thinness to make women take up less space’
The hamplanets continue to invent literally any excuse they can conjure under the guise of Social Justice™ in order to justify their allergy to eating responsibly or walking more than twenty steps from the handicapped parking spot in Walmart to the motorized cart, as well as to get themselves free extra seats on airplanes.
And for their sophistry in the service of exempting themselves from basic decency, the industries that profit off of obesity and gluttony handsomely reward them.
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At the recent Socialism 2026 confab that definitely wasn’t a CIA-sponsored psychological operation to redirect any sincere anti-establishment energy on the left into fruitless culture war nonsense in order to divide and conquer, a professional fativist draped in ultra-diverse dreadlocks who hasn’t seen his diverse genitals for years called Da’Shaun L. Harrison, masked for COVID safety, asserted that GLP-1 drugs (Ozempic, Wegovy, etc.) are tools of something called “fat genocide.”
In a similar vein, as the ¡lItErAl FaScIsM! continues its meteoric “rise,” celebrity ditz Hannah Einbinder explains with an extreme vocal fry (extreme even by celebrity ditz standards), so does society’s preference for “thinness”:
“My fashion hot take is that, as we see a rise of fascism, there is a direct correlation with thinness to make women take up less space.”
These pompous windbags have a true knack for turning simple concepts, such as baseline aestheticism, into long-winded treatises on obscure 20th-century political ideologies.
If ¡LiTeRaL fAsCiSm! is truly the only fix for the landwhale epidemic, then, please, Mussolini — Father, Leader — come back!
Please, Father.
They’re out of control — a national security issue, frankly, as well as an existential threat to the honor of the Fatherland.
We can get to fixing the train schedule later; first, let us first attend to the mega-fats I’m forced to suffocate next to on airplanes.
Make Fat Labor Camps Great Again!
If only their ominous, melodramatic fretting about the threat of ¡LiTeRaL fAsCiSm! were true; “fascism” has been “rising,” according to progressive media, since at least 2015 when Trump took his joyride down the golden escalator and said that Mexico wasn’t sending its best.
In other words, it’s been a very long crescendo.
I wonder when we get to peak “fascism” such that it actually bears fruit?
As far as I can tell, feral minorities still get to murder whites in every major city run by a George Soros DA with relative impunity, women still get to snuff out their babies and claim it’s either healthcare or psychosis, and the troons haven’t stopped treating local public schoolchildren to Drag Queen Story Hour.
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They certainly don’t get shunted into cattle cars and sent off to fat labor camp where work will set them free as Father Mussolini would do with them; on the contrary, they still get free airplane seats and no social expectation of personal responsibility.
All of which to say: it seems ¡LiTeRaL fAsCiSm! has quite a long climb yet as an ascendant ideology.
Alas, Rome wasn’t built in a day.
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TikTok pig releases highly disturbing footage of itself excitedly unpacking its DoorDash slop
In a decent society, 7-Eleven DoorDash deliveries would be classified as a crime against humanity.
We used to be a serious country.
“Unpack my 7/11 DoorDash order on a lazy Sunday as a mom with no kids tonight,” reads the caption, as she unveils, item by item, the obscene contents of her order.
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This (heavy on the quotation marks) “lady” — if we must humanize her even though she literally begs for dehumanization — regularly releases videos depicting herself in her (almost surely Section 8) kitchen shoveling horrendous delivery slop onto plates with her hooves and then doling them out to her (almost certainly biracial) children with the caption “Dinner on a Tuesday as a busy single mom” or whatever.
Is she trolling?
If so, mission accomplished; I hate her.
I do pity her, and find some degree of amusement at her antics — but more than that, I hate her.
Hate, a byproduct of disgust, is the overriding emotion here.
And hate drives clicks.
Father Mussolini, we need you.
You’re our only hope.
This creature and her fellow TikTok hogs — and there are millions of them out there running wild in the streets — need some time in a fascist fat camp where exercise and salad will set them free.
For their own good, as well as society’s at large.
Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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shout out to the obese governor or IL. :). fat people take up space, yes. but they also drive up medical costs, wear out bus seats faster than normals, are hard to pass in grocery store isle. I keep hoping evolution will straighten this out. think about it: many haven't seen their genital (sans mirror) since age 7.
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